May 2013
91 posts
“I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have...”
– The Kite Runner (via cavum)
mrcraabs:
i annoy like 50% of people and bore the other 50%
I wonder if this means I’m doing life right.
Contrary to Popular Belief...
thescienceofjohnlock:
averypotterseniorfeels:
bbc-booknerd12888:
I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch
I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason
I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant
I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston
I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ
I do not watch anything just for hot...
Responsibility
Picking a career
Thinking about the future
aparticularlygoodfinder:
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
was-that-a-pun:
kawaiicaptainanime:
stickittothemandria:
dampsandwich:
why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves!
only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base
stop
hammer time
history. feminism. books. awesomeness: Eyre puns →
clavisa:
aeternamente:
genderific:
clavisa:
In honour of eyrequotes and out of eyre here are some other “eyre” expressions and what they could describe.
Eyre one’s dirty laundry - Jane Eyre crossed with Gossip Girl
Have one’s nose in the eyre - be unable to stop…
jaclcfrost:
your icon shows who you are inside
invisiblechickens:
read and hold a book however the fuck you want. crease it, bend it, flex it, crack the spine, fold the pages. reading is meant to be a joy, and you should be able to read the words. love the book and it will love you back. if some ass is giving you shit by telling you not to fold the book over when reading, hit them in the face with that book.
alphaweres:
reminder that a 17 year old boy on tumblr had the url j2involvespenetration
maccasmiz:
letspretendthatimbritish:
I think it’s safe to say we’re all in love with a serial killer and his boyfriend.
Today on “which fandom is this?”…
worldfamousprofessor:
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
no more running, i aim to misbehave.: I’ve learned... →
agentbartowski:
I’ve learned some important shit about life in the past few days. You meet people and you love them and you learn from them and they help you shape yourself so that you can become a person that they’re proud of- that you’re proud of. And sometimes life tests you. It drags those people out of…
This.
exitmusicforafilmm:
crypticrose:
c-aramelize:
bur-gund-y:
c-aramelize:
living-afairytale:
c-aramelize:
so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
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