May 2013
105 posts
osamah:
nothing screws up your friday like realizing it’s only wednesday
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
My role in my imaginary life. C’est vrai.
halfdeadands0alive:
froggyflan:
I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like
Have you ever seen Peter Pan
She tries to MURDER WENDY
MURDER
also she’s a jealous monster
why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality
and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
“I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have...”
– The Kite Runner (via cavum)
mrcraabs:
i annoy like 50% of people and bore the other 50%
I wonder if this means I’m doing life right.
Contrary to Popular Belief...
thescienceofjohnlock:
averypotterseniorfeels:
bbc-booknerd12888:
I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch
I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason
I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant
I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston
I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ
I do not watch anything just for hot...
Responsibility
Picking a career
Thinking about the future
aparticularlygoodfinder:
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
was-that-a-pun:
kawaiicaptainanime:
stickittothemandria:
dampsandwich:
why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves!
only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base
stop
hammer time
history. feminism. books. awesomeness: Eyre puns →
clavisa:
aeternamente:
genderific:
clavisa:
In honour of eyrequotes and out of eyre here are some other “eyre” expressions and what they could describe.
Eyre one’s dirty laundry - Jane Eyre crossed with Gossip Girl
Have one’s nose in the eyre - be unable to stop…
jaclcfrost:
your icon shows who you are inside